Póg mo thóin!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Do you have any Irish in you? I’ve got some – my great-grandfather, Leslie Griffin, was Irish! He was a Home Child – orphaned as a wee lad and sent to England by his uncle to live in a Bernardo Home, and later shipped to Canada as an indentured farm labourer.

Now this year, I am still recuperating from a nasty bout of influenza, so I doubt I’ll be drinking any green beer tonight. However, I am thinking of recreating a delicious pseudo-Irish meal that I first prepared three years ago: Guinness Fondue!

Cheese and Guinness Fondue
Serves 6-8. Recipe Source: Food.com

Ingredients:

  • 2 lbs cheddar cheese, grated
  • 1/2 pint Guinness stout
  • 6 -8 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
  • salt & pepper, to taste
  • cayenne pepper, to taste
  • 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • bread, chunks for dipping
  • Directions:

    Well, the directions in the REAL recipe say you should melt the cheese first and add the rest ofthe ingredients after, but that sounded dumb to me, so I made up my own rules, because that’s how I roll.

    I guess I could have used any old beer, but Saint Patrick himself spoke to me in a dream and said, “Hey stupid! Use Guinness!” So I did:

    Yummmmmm Beer.

    I heated the beer, Worcestershire and spices to a simmer, then added this lovely Kerrygold Dubliner Irish Cheddar:

    You haven't lived until you've had Dubliner cheese.

    I heated and stirred until the fondue thickened slightly.

    I still wear that same ring on that same thumb!

    That’s pretty much it! If you’re fancy enough (or enough of a HIPPIE) to actually have a fondue set in your house, you could put it in that and do it the real way, but I’m ghetto so I just used some bowls and a platter.

    The recipe said to serve with bread, but that sounded boring, so I prepared ALL SORTS OF STUFF to go with our Cheese and Guinness fondue:

    Potatoes, brocolli, kielbasa, mushrooms, carrots and apples.

    There you have it, folks! An Irish twist on a Swiss classic.

    Éirinn go Brách!