Addressed to Sir Eponius Dermis
Dear Uncle Epi,
I wish to make known to you the fact that your ex (Aunt Zema) has taken up unlawful residence just to the right of Mount Nez. I don’t need to tell you how inconvenient and yes, uncomfortable, it is to be victim to such squatter’s rights.
I must insist that you cease and desist such inflammatory dermatoses forthwith.
Sincerely,
Gwen Styles
Gwen Styles is the alter ego of one Jennie Miller, a small-town girl living in the heart of Toronto. She's an activist, an advocate, a Twitter fiend, a future political dynamo and an unashamed Y&R fan who loves festivals, the great outdoors, her girlchild and her mama.
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