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Letters to Inanimate Objects

Do you ever feel like your life would be easier if you could relay messages to the objects in your life that are supposed to make things better? Not people (you can tell them how they’re f*cking up any old time), rather the inanimate objects that you likely don’t even think about. Consider what would happen if you could tell something to behave, and it did. Read more »

What? She took my ADVICE?!

Last Saturday morning, I woke up and wandered, bleary-eyed and incoherent, towards the kitchen to make some coffee. It was some ungodly hour of the morning – nine o’clock maybe? Imagine my surprise to see my daughter, fully clothed and wearing her usual war paint, sitting in the living room waiting for me! Now imagine, if you will, my absolute shock upon discovering that she had made the coffee for me.

My Momdar kicked in right away – what’s this kid up to? Sure enough, it took only a moment to get to the guts of the matter. Read more »