Blog Archives for tag random crap

An Open Letter To My Face

Addressed to Sir Eponius Dermis Dear Uncle Epi, I wish to make known to you the fact that your ex… Continue reading »

If Your Life Was a Game of Jeopardy, What Would Your Dream Categories Be?

1. Barenaked Ladies Songs 2. Quotes From The Family Guy 3. Men Think Farts Are Funny. Deal With It. 4…. Continue reading »

The Pee Pee Dance

We’re just going to file this in the “TMI Jennie, what were you thinking?!” folder. I know my readers don’t… Continue reading »

Randomalities

After a tumultuous half year of helplessness, anger, heartbreak, tentative hope, healing and finally, strength and newfound happiness, the desire… Continue reading »

The World’s a Tough Place For a Southpaw

You know, most people never even think about it, but here’s a little secret: it’s a right-handed man’s world. Everything… Continue reading »

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